I really hope I'm as down as I am because I'm hormonal. Otherwise, I might be worried about myself.

With any luck, I'll...have something happen this weekend, and I'll be back to my old, charming, snarky self by Monday.

Well, make that Tuesday. Monday I have to go to the dentist.

I really, really, hope so, anyway.

And if I get ambitious tomorrow, maybe I'll tell you the story of the giant's thumbs.