When the Great American Novel gets turned into a movie and I am invited to the Acadmey Awards to pick up my writing statue, I am going to buck tradition and wear my heather gray capri pants and my green shirt with lacy collar. Of course, I will duct tape my boobs together just to ensure I have some cleavage (that's what they did to the Bond Girls to keep them from flopping to the side or otherwise shrinking when they laid down).

Just saying.

Oh, and go read this and have your laugh for the day.