You Know You Live in a Podunk Town When....

...the special feature series on the top-rated TV News is on...

Designer Handbags.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the local CBS affiliate is doing a monthlong series during sweeps on why women like designer handbags, how to spot knockoffs, and how to find legitimate bargains.

A. Month. Long. Series.

Huh.

You would think with all the real news in Louisiana, all the real issues, they'd take on something meatier.

Guess not.