If I have to spend another day at work the way I've spent the past 7 or so, I may have to gouge out my eyes with whatever dull implement I can find just to spark some excitement.

Things are slow. Really slow. We had a slow period like this once last year, but it didn't seem as bad because there weren't as many people.

And it's quiet. Nobody in my shared office is talking. And I can't work on some of my own stuff because I haven't uploaded my latest revisions to Google Docs yet.

Somebody save me!