So I bought a foam cube ottoman for under my desk at work. Since the van incident when I was in college (and if you don't know what that is, ask and I'll share), my leg hurts if I sit for too long without elevating it. Plus, it lets me adjust the position I'm sitting in more often during the day.
Anyway, the card that came with it described the scent when you open the plastic around the cube as "newness scent".
I describe it as "stale urine".
I borrowed my officemate's lemon air freshener, so now it smells like "stale urine and furniture polish" or "mens room with lemon scented urinal cakes".
Just thought the internet should be aware.