An Open Letter

To the woman with red hair at Whole Foods this afternoon:

First of all, I'm really glad you have enough confidence in yourself and your body to wear clingy purple velvet minidress, fishnet stockings, and knee-high, spike heel leather boots to the grocery store on a Sunday afternoon. It takes guts to do that when you are in your mid-40's.

But a word of advice from one woman to another? When you drop something and have to pick it up, don't spread your legs and bend over at the waist to do it, thus showing everyone standing behind you that you chose to wear baby blue granny panties underneath your fishnets, and that you don't believe in waxing your bikini area.

Otherwise, carry on.